Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.

*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."

by Nemephosis July 28, 2013

buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.

Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.

by Dreamz January 20, 2008

Maintenance Piss

A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).

"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"

"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."

by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006

Bean Maintenance

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).

Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.

by Markiwi September 14, 2006

Concussive Maintenance

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.

The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.

by Bytemeister July 25, 2011

maintenance tech

A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.

Someone call a engineer, this maintenance tech will never be able to fix this.

by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022

maintenance control

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

by 231night crew August 18, 2009