table

To be cool, hip, hot

Were you at that gig last night
Yeah it was totally table.
Table man

by seamusm August 29, 2007

Table

A Table?

Wow is that a table?

by Satans Daddy February 21, 2019

Table

An adjective form of the noun used when referencing a Joseph. A person named Calvin is 94.67% more likely to use this word than the average person.

Calvin (to Joseph): "Goodnight my little table."

by CloisteredAcorn May 25, 2019

Table

not a noun but an adjective

used to describe something that is particularly cool and brilliant

"Hey your new mobile phone is so table, dude!"

"SPIN 1038'S Breakfast Xpress with Joe and Keith is the most table radio show in Dublin Ireland, man!"

by Aideen SPIN 1038 August 30, 2007

table

To be flatchested but have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooligan!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018

Table

A thing to put your drank on and it usually has 4 legs even though it can't walk

let's drank at that table

by Slurp juice November 28, 2018