TWOFTAM

Total waste of fucking time and money

as in:

Lets go to the Millenium dome

Nah, that's just another TWOFTAM

by sevo November 9, 2005

twotsicle

an offensive term used to describe a women who is very icy in attitude. Not a warm and caring individual. not approachable.

"Why is Johnnys girlfriend always so cold towards us?"

"Shes a twotsicle man. Let it go."

by Chey B October 20, 2008

Twooshy

A native american way of saying "messy."

Specifically aimed at hair being not brushed, all over the place, bushy, or no effort put forth into doing hair.

Ary's hair was so twooshy today, I couldn't see the problem on the board.
Do you have a brush? My hair is so twooshy right now!

by twooshyhairgirl April 10, 2013

Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time

Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.

by Jah Real May 13, 2013

blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.

by polruan November 18, 2009

Two Twos

Obviously

2+2=4

Went to this crazy party last night init, but two twos someone got merked

by lrsd February 23, 2009

twooshbag

a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.

Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.

Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.

by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009