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twarty

A poorly made up portmanteau word. It's made up from "twitter - party". A twarty usually needs a theme. It's where people, erm, "hang out" on twitter and tweet mostly about the said theme.

For one thing, you can tweet your questions and the twarty's host will answer them. The good thing is, it'a a lot harder to feel awkward in a twarty, and you can easily twarty hard.

However, the word twarty, is well and truely awkawrd and lame.
Example 1:
#Nick: You been to the Ugly Americans twarty ?

#Deepika: Dude, Ugly Americans is a great show, But a twarty? Come on.

Example 2:

Teacher in a sex-ed class: Now all you people should go to Agony aunt Jane's twarty. It's totally cool and all, because, you know, it's on twitter.

Teen in the class: *throws up*. Oh no.
by dnilim110 March 26, 2010
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twatface

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad
by veeds1 September 8, 2009
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Twaft

A combination of the word Twat and Waft. When the stench of a woman's vagina (often during Menses) is so horrible that it wafts through her clothing.
The twaft of the lady sitting next to me on the subway was so unbearable that I had to leave my seat.
by ShawnieB January 2, 2009
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TARfly

Someone that is obsessed with The Amazing Race (TAR). Originated from barfly
She will not shut up about The Amazing Race. What a TARfly.
by EliaLoren January 17, 2007
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TARFAARD

Take A Running Fuck At A Rolling Doughnut.
And if you don't like my definition, you can TARFAARD.
by Captain Pedant February 4, 2012
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Thwarfing

Thwarfing- Verb. 1)The act of throwing a dwarf.

2)When a small man fornicates with a large woman.
1)"I was playing Dungeons and Dragons and I found myself thwarfing to get past a batallion of Orcs."
2)"Tom Thwarfed Renee even though he was quite small in stature compared to her."
by Pablo Waldrones May 15, 2016
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Twaffle

Shorter version of the slang term Twat-Waffle
My ex girlfriend has become an annoying twaffle.
by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016
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