Tsarboo

A person who believes that Imperial Russia and the Tsar were the best things to graze the Earth. Knows every lyric of God Save the Tsar and constantly sings Farewell of Slavianka whenever he gets in an argument with a communist; absolutely despises communism and anything that's against the Russian monarchy. Probably has his own crown and scepter; has a picture of Tsar Nicholas II and the black-yellow-white Russian tricolor flag on his wall. Hates Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Putin; allegedly has Romanov in his name and acts orthodox even though he's probably protestant or catholic.

John: Yo, have you heard about Terry? He says he changed his surname to Romanov

Nathan: Yeah, he turned into a Tsarboo, what a loser

by HellmuthVonMucke August 24, 2020

TsarBruhWeld

A guy who has a very good meme taste/is a meme critic and has lots of bruh moments (Tsar meaning emperor, Bruh because they can do some pretty questionable things, and weld because big weld was good meme)

TsarBruhWeld, Just did it again

TsarBruhWeld, is the local meme dealer

by Fatccoon July 4, 2019

Tharp

The thumping sound made when a large penis uncoils onto a surface.

Eric straddled her chest and the tharp could be heard next door.

by Cire0024 December 15, 2016

Tarping

The act of being ejaculated on, while wearing a rain poncho, or equivalent (e.g. garbage bag) by a group of masturbating men.

"I'm planning on checking out the Sunday night hentai show at the porno theatre, so I'm bringing a poncho. Let the tarping begin!"

OR:

"Sounds like it's raining."
"No, that's just those pervs tarping that old lady."

by SkeezyMike August 19, 2013

Tarpa

A Tarp (short for tarpaulin) combined with a Parka. Basically, a warm blanket-lined tarp suitable for you and several friends to run around outdoor music festivals in, hammered, while staying warm and dry.

Get the Tarpa! It's fucking freezing out here and I just found the Vodka. The night is young!!

by urbanndn September 9, 2009

Tarp skunk

Someone who has given up on life. They no longer take showers and wear their pajamas out in public.

That dude smells like shit and looks like he's wearing a sheet around his waist, what a tarp skunk!

by Dre716 January 24, 2020

Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!

Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."

by Freees4224 June 28, 2009