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Faaark me he went a Ton up over that dual carriagway
by Tom1111111111 January 8, 2007
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ton ton

when you pass out while your member is still inside of the female
dude, last night i was so hammered i accidentally ton ton-ed this chick
by moesofe February 11, 2009
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ton-up

To break the 100 miles per hour barrier, preferably on a motorcycle.
"I was doing ton on the way over here"

"were you going ton-up on the motorway?"
by durruti April 27, 2007
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ton-80

When shooting darts if you land all 3 of your darts into the triple 20 slot on the dart board you have just scored a Ton-80.
One dart into the triple 20 slot and then the additional 2 more darts into the same slot/scoreboard is 3 X 20 making it 180 score.

It is the highest score you can get when shooting darts.

Many strive for this score in a dart match.
I have played on dart teams for 10 years and I have thrown ton-80's when it was my turn to play.
You must score this ton-80 all in one turn at the board.

You have to throw 3 darts when it is your turn. So you only have the turn on your team to score this high score.
You can not throw one 60 and then in another turn throw another 60. To get that ton-80 you must throw all 3 darts in one turn.
by Partoftheflock Williams November 6, 2018
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ton-ton

Furry, white creature with spiral horns. Home planet of Hoth. A mix between a goat and a kangaroo.

1. A method of transportation in star wars: battlefront. Used in the icy tundras of Hoth to get around quickly. Very weak and prone to bouts of standing completely still trying to figure out how it survives without anything to eat but snow and ice.

2. A sleeping bag used to stay warm and cozy on the cold, wintry nights of Hoth. The problem with using a Ton-ton as a sleeping bag is that this often results in the death of the Ton-ton as vital organs and "stuff" gush out upon entering the gizzard of a Ton-ton. Also, the smell is pretty nasty, but what did you expect, a 4-star hotel?
1."OMFG!! 1t'5 4 FL337 0F 70N-70N!!"
"hey guys, let's give 'em a chance and ride in with Ton-ton's."

2."d00d! Fr33 M34l + C0zy 5L33P1NG 7h1NgY?1?!?1?! H0w 1 L0z3?"
"Hey! that my freikin Ton-ton! What are you...... o.O oh my god......"
by Bill Bailey July 29, 2008
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ton pénis est petit

French for “Your Penis Is Small
French: ton pénis est petit! J'ai besoin d'un microscope pour le voir!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!
by Minecraft1238 March 22, 2019
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ton-up

Accelerating your vehicle to over 100mph.
"John did the ton-up on the way over."
by Anonymus Bosch September 29, 2005
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