tolman

a huge peice off poo usually found in someones backyard it is usually about 7 inches long and is a redish brown colour

Guy 1: I think some kind of animal pooped in my backyard.

Guy 2: It is probably just a tolman.

by jordan doe December 19, 2013

Tolland MA

A place in the middle of nowhere where no one lives. About 5 different familes live there, and have been for the past 300 years. Electricity is scarce, along with paved roads, traffic lights, and people who use cell phones. They always have snow to get them out of their southwick schoolage.

Ben: I live in Tolland MA!

Mark: Huh?

by Doodlmyr January 25, 2010

tolando

Tolando is a guy who will take your breath away. At first you might not know how much he’s going to mean to you, but once you give him a shot you’ll see how amazing he really is. He’s one to care about you and your feelings. He’s more than likely going to make sure you’re okay before he thinks of himself. Yes, sometimes you will get frustrated with him but in the end you will know you love him and you couldn’t live with out that guy.

Kelly is such a lucky girl , I heard she’s dating Tolando.

by mylove2513 September 3, 2018

Toland

1. Commonly known as toe lint, it is a word used to describe lazy people who are obsessed with video games.

2. A person that doesn't shave.

3. A person with a crusty mustache who takes really long dumps and thinks believes he/she can eat a million guavas.

4. A person that just wants to have fun.

5. A person who wields a lamberge.

6. A person that hates to take showers.

7. Someone who gets his shirts ridiculously dirty.

8. Someone who slouches too much.

9. Someone who has 50 different types of serves in tennis.

10. A person who thinks he/she should be a dragon rider.

11. A person who takes revenge times thirty on you.


Examples:

Ohhh Toland just wants to have fu-un.

Eww... you have so much toe lint.

That's disgusting Toland.

Tolande ni yao jing chang xi zao, ra bu ran ni de toe fa hui you tai duo you

toe lint Toland

by Grandma Joe's April 28, 2009

Tollund Girl

An unhygienic, extremely ugly, emaciated-looking female; any fugly female, such as a swamp donkey, that resembles a swamp-like creature. The origins of this word are traced back to Tollund Man, a man who was hanged in the 4th Century BCE and whose corpse was removed from a peat bog in Denmark in 1950.

Sarah wouldn't look like such a Tollund Girl if she took a shower and were some makeup.

by sir timothy December 29, 2007

toplane experience

The feeling as a toplaner in League of Legends, when it doesn't matter what you do.
You will always lose the game cause the rest of your team solved world hunger.

How did you lose that game? Your stats are great wtf happaned?
I got the toplane experience

by onaeonaeonae January 21, 2020

Toyland Perfection

The newest of the "myspace perfection groups". This group has already become one of the hardest groups to get into. If you aren't in this group, then you aren't considered "Elite". This is the "IT" group of 2010. Their members are extremely attractive but some of them are a bit photoshopped. Their slogan is "The Elite. The Beautiful. The Perfect".

This group is considered just as good, if not better than AP, IQ, VIP, & APEX.

"Can you nominate me for Toyland? I want to be in it so badly!"

"I got denied from Toyland Perfection for the 3rd time! :("

by tpfan May 5, 2010