rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

by B. Sac February 09, 2008

toenail clippings

rubbish, claptrap, nonsense

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

toenail licker

someone that sucks toenails for a living as their job

you're such a toenail licker mate

by essh April 07, 2017

Wooden toenails

An insult referring to someone’s body, or someone who actually has wooden toenail... if you know those kind of people.

Look at you you wooden toenails

by Suicidal doorknob April 03, 2019

toenail sucker

A complete fucking dickwad who sleeps with your uncle while fucking your cousin and stealing your girl.

Oh my fucking God he is such a toenail sucker

by Generalpplicker March 14, 2021

DJ Toenail

The producer tag of one of the most talented musicians to grace the earth: xQc. (Also known as El Goblino.) When he isn't throwing away millions gamba-ing, he is known to make hit singles in the booth such as Anyone Know That Boy, which recently blew up as an international sensation. My streamer xqcL

Ay, yo. This is DJ Toenail on the beat, yo.

by Sybane August 21, 2022

Crusty Toenail

A person who smells

or is very rude

''Look at timmy over there he is a very Crusty Toenail dont you agree?''

by BleedingEars August 15, 2021