tosch

The god of ass eating and of making a female soaking wet.

That man there is a tosch

by Tosch March 1, 2018

tomscurlyhair

Hottest fucking person hot best mutual ever hot and edits hot people and is in a committed relationship with tom holland 😩 and she's hot

Hi did you know that tomscurlyhair is the hottest person alive

by Tomscurlyhair September 5, 2021

Tomscott

When an aspiring young executive reads every definition on urban dictionary, and proceeds into a downward spiral of pedophilia and scatological obsession.

I'm glad our company has a firewall, otherwise I would have tomscotted myself onto cnn.

by tshrecc December 29, 2007

tomscorpion

Giving your love companion the new jersey meathook immediately after eating a bucket of habanera atomic chicken wings without licking, washing or otherwise removing the sauce from your hand.

Friend #1: Dude, last night I tomscorpioned my girl.

Friend #2: Really? Was she into it?

Friend #1: Nope, we broke up. Wanna come over for wings?

by Varamek December 9, 2008

Toscano

Bull Shit.

A widely UNknown italian clothing company. Makes sweaters that can but never should be pawned off as real designer clothing. Usually worn by insolvent herbs.

"Hey man! Check out this cool new Toscano sweater I have!! Don't you think that's cool?"
"No"
"No?"
"No."

by ET3 the Boss May 20, 2009

twoscoreaphobia

The fear of the number 40

Scared of doing 40 hour work week,they had twoscoreaphobia

by britmanvinnie November 12, 2011

Tosco

A mentally retarded person that speaks with his asshole trying to find some friends. Generally a Tosco tries to cape in social situations with horrible results.

Yesterday I told a friend a joke about dead grandparents and his grandma passed away the same day, I’m such a Tosco.

by zuggigang January 6, 2018