Thistle

If you are named after a flower and a girl gives you a thistle, she is falling in love with you.

I'm falling in love with her so I gave her a thistle

by swaggy thistle March 29, 2022

Tommy Thistle

When someone inserts a 12 inch dildo covered in another individual's fecal matter up their own rectum.

Drew Tommy Thistled with George last night!

by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023

piss thistle

Piss thistle; the unexpected attacking from under-growth when you go for an alfresco pee

"Snuck off for a cheeky leak, piss thistles everywhere!"

by gockaboodle July 23, 2014

Cock thistle

A person named James

James is a cock thistle

by MRHYDE124 March 25, 2024

thistle circle

The place to be.

Thistle circle is where parents make love.

by Yao Miing March 31, 2017

Fuck thistle

When all hope has been lost in humanity and the person in front of you has committed the most utmost stupidity compared to the slime on a Pap smear

That stupid driver cut me off. What a fuck thistle

by Bikemike2015 December 8, 2021