thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 07, 2021

Thistle Party

A party composed of thistle buddies having a thistling good time getting all funk-i-thistled.

Hey John, wanna come to my thistle party tonight? It's gonna be a thistle time.

by Thistle party August 30, 2014

thistle circle

The place to be.

Thistle circle is where parents make love.

by Yao Miing March 31, 2017

Tommy Thistle

When someone inserts a 12 inch dildo covered in another individual's fecal matter up their own rectum.

Drew Tommy Thistled with George last night!

by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023

Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.

I Tommy Thistled myself last night.

by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023

piss thistle

Piss thistle; the unexpected attacking from under-growth when you go for an alfresco pee

"Snuck off for a cheeky leak, piss thistles everywhere!"

by gockaboodle July 23, 2014