spew tears

When you spew and tears run down your face.... pretty self explanatory

James: Hey Babyola! have you been crying?
Liam: Nuh I've just spewed everywhere because i can't hold my alcohol
James: Ha spew tears!!!!

by Babyola June 10, 2013

teabugger

A right wing operator who gets caught with his pants down while trying to do the dirty in a public official's orifice; oh, I'm sorry, office.

Them teabuggers was pretty dumb if they thought they could just walk into Senator Landrieu's office and ask to fix the phones.

by paulpaxman January 27, 2010

teabagging

1) Repeated insertion of ones testicles in another's mouth.
2) Continiously crouching on a dead body in a video game.

1: Dude, I don't think teabagging is a good prank, man.
2: dude stop teabagging, it's bad sportsmanship

by Verdigris June 25, 2016

Tearsa

The craziest, nicest, funniest girl you will ever meet. She will always be there for you, especially to make you laugh. She may seem like a freak at first but that is just because you dont know her yet. She will never judge you for your looks or what you have done in the past. She is probably the coolest girl you will ever meet.

Tearsa is amazing! (at drawing squirrels)

by Scooby (Your wife) October 30, 2011

John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.

Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!

by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010

mississippi teabag

The act of dipping your nutsack in a woman's vagina

I invited her in for tea and then gave her the Mississippi teabag

by nutsack muscle August 28, 2016

teaboo

A person obsessed with British culture, like a weeaboo is to Japanese culture.

Mike: Man, Joe, you're such a teaboo!
Joe: fuck off, bloody cunt, the name's Duke Joseph, I'll make sure the Queen has your head for this.

by YeOldeTurtle September 5, 2015