D.I.T.

Douchebag in Training, when a person is not quite yet a douchebag but training to be one.

man that guy is such a D.I.T. he just parked his stupid honda in a handicap spot.

by Seahawker360 June 12, 2014

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself.

friend:how are you??

me: oh well..i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

Y'all'd've'd'i'dn't

A contraction for the phrase "You all would have, had I had not."

Did you all drink my Mountain Dew? Because I'm sure y'all'd've'd'i'dn't.

by The Dew Dude August 26, 2021

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020

D.I.T

Stands for Deep In Thought
pronounced "dit"

girl 1: "What's wrong?"
girl 2: "nothing im just very D.I.T"

by Robbie&Becky January 23, 2009

s.m.d.t.i.c

Suck my dick till i cum

S.m.d.t.i.c

by Lighters01 April 24, 2017

D.I.T.

Stands for Dick Induced Tourette's. When a woman gets a such proper rogering by man that she has no control over the things that come out of her mouth.

"I couldn't sleep last night, my neighbor's girlfriend had a case of D.I.T."

by John Brewer February 4, 2008