A total slut who you do not want to even be in the same room with because your pretty sure her vigina might actually bite you if you got to close.
My sister, Stephanie, is a swanky tuna. Stay away from that swanky tuna. Ugh, I can smell that swanky tuna way over here
by Ms. Behave January 4, 2015
Get the swanky tuna mug.A compound word from the two terms 'shocking' and 'wonky' meaning that something is so bad or precarious that it is actually shocking. Can also be changed into the adverb shonkily
by geejaygee December 23, 2004
Get the shonky mug.the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.
by greg March 28, 2004
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Get the stonky mug.The Australian Securities and Investment Commission advises, "See our information sheet INFO 26, 'Don’t get burned,' for tips on avoiding shonky operators and fly-by-night companies."
by recordlady April 5, 2010
Get the shonky mug.slang for 'swamp donkey' - term used to express disgust toward the nasty, wallee, sliza(sleezy), girls (seldom but possibly guys) that are generally found in lounges, bars, clubs, etc. (sometimes in your own home or front yard should you find yourself involved with someone who's father, brother, son, etc. has very low standards or extremely poor taste)
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
an overweight person (generally female) found hanging around the drunkest guy in the bar, pub, club or similar atmosphere,
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
by Burns75 March 24, 2009
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