shondonified

Being at the top of your game. Best at what you do. Fresh as shit. A very arrogant state of mind.

I’m feeling very ShonDonified today!

by Dontastic February 16, 2018

swindon

A crappy and disappointing town in which I was born and raised and most unfortunately, still live in *help!* Full of feckin typical loud-mouthed 'townies' (see definition) who've got nothin better to do than get pregnant (usually at age 15 and younger) and dislike anyone even slightly different to themselves.

Someone put a bomb under Swindon council's arses, maybe then they'll do something useful for a change...

by purple_horizon February 28, 2004

swandoolicks

The personality trait of a very attractive girl that has aspirations of one day becoming a princess, having great wealth and owning an unicorn. She has a tendency to lack focus or ambition, but her underlying intelligence and undeniable beauty allow her the opportunity to lead a happy, successful life nonetheless.

The term is derived from the word 'swan', an animal that is protected by the Queen of England, and 'spondoolicks', a Cockney slang term for money.

Gary: Hey Larry, check out that girl over there! She's hot!
Larry: Oh no I wouldn't go near her mate, she thinks she's royalty.
Gary: Really? But she's really hot!
Larry: No way, she's got swandoolicks.

by Roderick Jaynes January 28, 2009

Swindon kiss

A Swindon kiss is to violently headbutt somebody without any provocation.

I was talking to my girlfriend this morning when she Swindon kissed me.

by dankerschern January 6, 2015

Shondom

Shit filled condom

Hey can you show me your shondom

by Shondom July 5, 2020

Swindon

Toilet, a place to defacate.
Sewer.

Swindon? I shalt not venture their Antonio, for it is a shite-hole populated by the ill-bred and feeble minded.

William Shakespeare

by Roo August 5, 2003

Swindon

Origin of word is Old English - Swine-Don, or Pig-Hill,
which just about sums it up.

by Godless Heathen October 15, 2003