by eugene b. January 8, 2008
Get the swoke mug.1.Hey fool,you been lifting?Your all swoe up!2.My sisters face is all swoed up after having her wisdom teeth removed.
by Tonanone September 29, 2006
Get the swoe mug.slang for 'swamp donkey' - term used to express disgust toward the nasty, wallee, sliza(sleezy), girls (seldom but possibly guys) that are generally found in lounges, bars, clubs, etc. (sometimes in your own home or front yard should you find yourself involved with someone who's father, brother, son, etc. has very low standards or extremely poor taste)
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
an overweight person (generally female) found hanging around the drunkest guy in the bar, pub, club or similar atmosphere,
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
by Burns75 March 24, 2009
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"I know it was a fucking sweekend."
"I know it was a fucking sweekend."
by Creepy Tim April 7, 2010
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Past tense: swooked
Came about in the 1980's as someone tried to say the word SWIPE and TOOK at the same time.
Past tense: swooked
Came about in the 1980's as someone tried to say the word SWIPE and TOOK at the same time.
by Leah M. January 8, 2009
Get the swook mug.The act of being penetrated by many (8 or more) men, and having them ejaculate into your shoe, followed by you drinking it.
Man, my girl was so freaky last night! She had me bring seven of my friends over and gangbang her. Then she got out some new shoes she had just bought and asked us all to shoekakke in them. She drank it all!
by Acesmcnugget April 1, 2008
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