whistle swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth

Damn...who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

by Granny1221 June 2, 2020

shoe shiner

1. A person that shines shoes.
2. A person in the workplace which submits to every request made by a superior in an effort to be the favourite.
3. A teacher's pet.
4. Tommy (Joe Pecsi) in 'Goodfellas'.

Lorenzo: Yea, yea, yeah! Let me get that for ya, Mike!
<Lorenzo opens the door for Mike>
Guy1: You see that? What a shoe shiner!

by hairlessfrank April 21, 2012

swine rack

The back of a Winners/Marshalls where they keep the racks of deeply discounted items

Them Filas look like you got them straigh off the swine rack

by CJSyes July 12, 2021

swine mono

The mono you get from pigs.

Dude, Madelyn got swine mono from Chris.

by mallllllllarondo April 28, 2009

Swinefluent

Someone who is an expert on the subject of Swine Flu.

I wish I knew how this flu is worse than a traditional flu. I need to speak to someone who is Swinefluent.

by MoLo36 April 30, 2009

Swinegate

The purported International Government conspiracy to introduce the swine flu (H1N1) to the populous for the sole purpose of creating a "vaccine" that everyone will be scared in to taking--but which really is a microscopic chip that will enable remote mind control while watching any one of the news sites with a hidden signal activated every time they show a Twitter feed instead of an actual news story.

After watching the Daily Show clip of mainstream media fear mongering about H1N1 fears of side effects mediately followed by fears of vaccine shortages, it became clear that Swinegate is in full swing. Now turn off your television immedietely before you "magically" formulate an opinion based on such blather.

by hightidetech October 23, 2009

Swinger's Cake

A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.

I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.

Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.

by ComplicatedCrab September 12, 2015