Simptard

When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)

Omg look Liam is being a simptard

by Cracked mom October 5, 2021

Simptard

A person who simps so hard it can be considered a form of retardation.

Matthew won't shut the fuck about bitches it's all he talks about. Total simptard!

by GiddyFuck January 13, 2022

Swimp

A wimpy simp

He is such a swimp

by Spicy gremlin addict 334 May 23, 2022

Swampthing

When a gentleman lays down in a tub and has multiple men come in and ejaculate all over him. He then rises from the tub looking like swampthing

Jeff texted me that he needed me to help do a swampthing on him.

by Kryptonian0 February 19, 2020

Simptitude

Adj., the magnitude of ones simpage

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Brian? He's a tier 3 sub to Pokimane.
Guy 2: Wow, his simptitude is off the charts!

by Skrubby September 11, 2020

Simptomatic

The diagnosis of being a simp.

Jerry: Aww jeez Rick I think I'm simptomatic!
Rick: Oh God Jerry what have you got the 'Rona or something!?
Jerry: Nah I just spent £100 on only fans

by C_Rod January 26, 2021

Simptaro

A pedophile who makes OC memes, no one likes him

Simptaro is a nonce.

by pain.ig May 31, 2022