A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts
- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts
B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.
by steinekrieg January 17, 2021
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An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
Friend 2: Shartington!
by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022
Get the Shartington mug.When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Poot-Sharting mug.Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Fart-sharting mug.Usually done in the fall. You and your family or friends, or by yourself if you're that desperate, take a ride in a small truck or jeep, leaving at around dusk. The whole intent of swarping is to see a Buck (male deer). The first person to see this creature is immune from buying the end treat, continue this until only one person is left to buy the end treat. Swarping is not only about searching for a Buck, generally you take the backroads, the boonies, "grandpa's shortcuts". Essentially getting lost. Swarping is a bonding experience, enjoyable for all ages.
The end treat is usually Icecream.
The act of swarping is usually done by Appalachian Americans, rednecks, southern folk.
The end treat is usually Icecream.
The act of swarping is usually done by Appalachian Americans, rednecks, southern folk.
Grandpa can we go swarping? it's good weather and theres bound to be lots of deer!
Yeah, we were swarping when my tires got stuck in the mud, but all that hard work of getting them out payed off with that delicious McDonalds $1 ice cream!
Yeah, we were swarping when my tires got stuck in the mud, but all that hard work of getting them out payed off with that delicious McDonalds $1 ice cream!
by KingLemon November 19, 2010
Get the swarping mug.When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.
guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"
guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"
guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "
guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!
guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"
guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "
guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!
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