Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!
by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006
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"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."
"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."
"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."
"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."
by Sidmow April 1, 2009
Get the sargeism mug.An extreme form of down syndrome. In most cases it is to late to even cure by the time the syptoms show. If you have Sargaron, I feel sorry for you.
Sypmtoms: Lisp, Being extremely slow to pick up on things, telling healers to heal dead tanks.
Cure: Suicide
Sypmtoms: Lisp, Being extremely slow to pick up on things, telling healers to heal dead tanks.
Cure: Suicide
by The whole Purge guild. October 24, 2011
Get the Sargaron mug.Each day, the Smithsonian Institution's Feather Identification Laboratory receives about a dozen packages of snarge from around the country.
by Wookiee Sniper September 29, 2005
Get the snarge mug.by jake ridley August 21, 2007
Get the shargon mug.The act of going out for the explicit purpose of either
1) working on skills to attract the opposite sex; or
2) putting those skills to effect.
1) working on skills to attract the opposite sex; or
2) putting those skills to effect.
1) "Dude, my bro and I are going out sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. We need to work on reducing our approach anxiety."
2) "Dude, my bro and I are going sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. Hopefully I can use my acquired skills to pull an SHB11 after negging, out-alpha-ing AMOGs, establishing a jealousy plotline, doing a venue change, setting up a time bridge, bouncing to the seduction location and then overcoming last minute resistance. And maybe her hot roommate will come along for the ride."
2) "Dude, my bro and I are going sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. Hopefully I can use my acquired skills to pull an SHB11 after negging, out-alpha-ing AMOGs, establishing a jealousy plotline, doing a venue change, setting up a time bridge, bouncing to the seduction location and then overcoming last minute resistance. And maybe her hot roommate will come along for the ride."
by rapmasta November 24, 2006
Get the sarging mug.Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling
"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"
"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"
"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"
by Snarggler January 19, 2009
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