swaners

People with jobs that dont actually spend time or do jobs at there supposed workplace

Sarah and Katie are the worst swaners in the office

by melsweeps2 May 30, 2009

Swainer

When one shows their face, bung hole, clitoris, and tiddies in one picture.

Timmy: How are things with you and Emily?

John: Not to badly, she even sent me a picture of her Swainer!

Timmy: Nice :)

by SylDuguay June 17, 2017

Swanker

In Lancaster Pa, in the late 1980s, Swanker was a nickname of the highest complement for a young lady at the pinnacle of society.

Swanker is going to be at the party, so it’s going to be totally rad!

by LiLiCriChi October 8, 2021

Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.

Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am

by Stir Friday July 19, 2011

Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

spanner

Someone who's a tool

You're such a bloody spanner

by el January 7, 2005

bag of spanners

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.

Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.

by d6y May 23, 2006