The beastliest man alive who protects this great town. His elbows are made of steel and they are his most deadly form of attack. He is not only is great at what he does, but he warns the kids about dangers such as drugs and alcohol. He also loves to play xbox with the kids. All in all, a real people person. He is rumored to have picked up a burning school bus full of children and put it back down again. When he was 7 he failed the swim test at the local pool. To prove to his teacher that he deserved to pass it, he swam across the Atlantic Ocean, then took a giant dump that we now know as asia, europe, and africa. God created the universe, but Susi's elbows created god.
by Darth Sidius February 11, 2009
Susie she really love to laugh has a huge booty oh and hot as (.)(.) she is really nice to be with attracts all the guys and get little moody sometimes
oooo I need that susie
by slay123 October 09, 2018
by wildawv April 21, 2009
a girl who is very k00L. uber fobby. and is one of the bestest friends in the world. one who you can count on to make you smile.
susie is the k00Lest!
by laLALa October 20, 2004
by JusPeaches February 01, 2022
A super sweet girl with a loving personality. The world has a twisted view of her, but only her friends really know her.
by epic_gamer42069 May 19, 2020