Screwing A Chair

Unscrewing or screwing a chairs adjuster knob.

Unscrewing a Chair

by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

screwing it down

To speed, to drive to excess, to exceed the speed limit. Screwing the gas pedal to the floor.

Screwing it down a bit, weren't you boys?

by GliveCo February 23, 2019

screwing

shmexs
what else would it mean?
i mean yeah screwing stuff in to a wall i guess

"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"

by not-a-racist December 19, 2022

Sureling

Something sure, doesn’t happen, but will happen in the future.

Bro: Do you think Manchester City will win the next game against Liverpool?
Me: Yeah, that’s a sureling.

by AfroKayDee November 24, 2023

shrewing

scrunching the lower face and upper neck to form a double chin; antonym to mewing

mrs elmore was shrewing when she looked at me

by FlabbergastedOrangutan9351 March 17, 2024