spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

by Scott_H January 10, 2008

spackle

to have explosive diarrhea, not wipe yourself, and pull your pants back up.

Jeremiah: Yo why are you walking so wierd?
Uncle Bobby: I just spackled myself.

by porpoise April 19, 2008

man-spackle

A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.

Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.

Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!

by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010

Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)

"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"

by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008

frap spackle

frap spackle is the resulting mess when a bowel movement contains solids with a consistency like spackle, propelled by large amounts of gas (that would be the "FRAP!" sound)- effectively coating the toilet bowl in a uniform layer of semi-solid poop.

invariably occurs when the toilet refuses to flush, or there is no toilet brush anywhere to be found. Think of the toilet scene in 'dumb and dumber'.

and this has only ever happened to me at my date's place, just before we were about to become romantic.

closely related to the dreaded diarrhea shart, where the underwear/wall/unfortunate person/or whatever is behind your behind gets hit by several gallons of high velocity liquid poop.

enjoy your lunch.

frap spackles occur within several hours of eating
- taco bell
- raunchy ronnie's rectum rockets (oh wait, that'd be a Mcpoop with extra sauce, wouldn't it?)
- too many buffalo wings and beer

looks remarkably like someone spackled the toilet bowl with refried beans

by roadkill pizza June 22, 2009

Oratory Spackle

ME.
someone who fills conversation or quiet pauses until someone more interesting arrives.

Oratory Spackle

Sue: How are you, you don't look so good. How have you been feeling?

Me: Well, actually I have kind of a bad headache this morning and I have been feeling kinda.....

(someone more interesting walks in the room)

Sue: HEY GIRL, GOOD MORNING!!! HOW YOU BEEN?!

.. then i leave the room.

Also, can be useful at parties. I arrive early and stand around talking about movies or reality tv, until more important guests arrive.

by Kerilotion November 24, 2009

shit spackler

One who Spackles the toilet bowl with explosive shit. See also shit spackle

"Just look at that toilet you fucking shit spackler!"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"

by Arsen_The_Swine December 6, 2017