suckerbation

An act where a person, usually female, performs oral sex on another while masturbating.

Since her boyfriend was a lousy fuck and even worse at eating pussy, Lisa could only enjoy sex with him during suckerbation.

by Todd Bagwell October 26, 2007

sucknut

When you are out surfing, your wetsuit gets suctioned to your crotch and squeezes/squishes your nuts.

I got the worst sucknut when I was paddling out today.

by cooscoos October 26, 2009

Albanian suckerpunch

During sex, a man punches his partner in the neck, making her mouth open up, and then he gets a bj.

Penis! wow! albanian suckerpunch

by jdashasf May 24, 2011

suckanut

Same as the others

<Corrin> I can't suckanut because my mouth is too busy on Mengo's cock
<Mengo> MM Baby.

by Treize March 15, 2004

Puckernut

Sphincter, asshole, anus, browneye...

I used my 12' monkey wrench to loosen your sister's puckernut.

by The_mekanik March 17, 2004

fuckernutter

A person that has sexual relations with wooden objects.

You are such a fuckernutter I bet those cigar indian carvings get you off?

by mike signorelli October 27, 2003

Suckerpunch

When a lady friend is sucking your dong and punching your balls simultaneously.

"Hi Billy, how was your night last night?"

"Hi CJ. It went swimmingly! I met up with Mona and she suckerpunched me for, like, an hour. My scrot really hurts today. And my wang is all dried up"

by BillyBonez October 16, 2008