substitute teachers

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.

That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.

by FridgeRaider May 23, 2004

Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009

subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021

Substitweet

n. An assistant to a major celebrity who is responsible for keeping the celebrity Twitter page up-to-date.

Paris Hilton would NEVER say something like that. This must have been posted by her substitweet.

by Tagz June 8, 2009

substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

by Dirge February 13, 2005

Subsidize

Paying part of the cost of producing (something) to reduce prices for the buyer.

I am going to stop paying my taxes so that the government doesn't subsidize my money towards constructing highways, which would benefit one part of the population at the cost of another.

by ThE CoLLeGeBoArD October 13, 2018

Piłsudski

A polish marshal who defeated Lenin in the 20ties, thus stopping the red invasion of Europe. Many young Polish people died honorable in this war. He imprisoned the reds who died as cannibals. He died 1938, Göring attended his funeral, together with others paying him tribute. The soviets/reds forbid to speak and teach in history about him throughout the second Polish Republic.

Together with Sobieski the most significant polish leader.

Marszałek Piłsudski rozpierdolił rusków przed Warszawom.

by PolskiZolnierz June 2, 2008