Stunk

When you wake up the next morning and you are still hammered/drunk/tanked/wasted/inebriated from any variety of heavy drinking the previous night. adj, (Still-drunk)

Damn fool, I'm stunk from Smitty's party last nite. I killed a fifth of Jack.

(Front Desk)- "Hello, Sir? Checkout was 2 hours ago and you have not answered the door.

(Cole)- Holy shit, I'm stunk. And why is there a tiger in the fuckin' bathroom???

by c.harris November 28, 2011

Struck by lightning

Okay, kids, struck by lightning is NOT a sex position, like the retard that posted the other definition. Struck by lightning means getting struck by a high voltage plasma bolt. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure not to go outside during a thunderstorm!

Jason: Greg was struck by lightning yesterday.
Alfred: Wow. Wait you meant the sex position or literally?
Jason: Literally. He's in the hospital right no... wait, it's also the name of a sex position?
Alfred: Strangely yes

by IdekIForgotMyName June 17, 2021

Color Struck

1) A term used by African Americans to describe a person who partakes in colorism, which is racism within one's own race.

2) Color struck people subconsciously practice racism within their own race. Most of the time, they are unaware that they practice it and are in denial.

2) A color struck person praises and prefers lighter skin over darker skin. As a result, lighter skinned blacks will benefit from light skin privilege.

3) A color struck person also praises and prefers loose curly hair over kinky hair.

4) Color struck people have the audacity to complain about racism, but practice racism within their own race. Hypocrites.

Things that color struck people say:

- "I only like light skinned black women."

- 'I am not dark skinned. I am brown skinned!"

- "Red bones and yellow bones are more beautiful."

- "You have that good hair, it's not nappy."

- "I rep #team light skinned."

- "How dare they call me dark! I'm not dark skinned."

- "I only date light skinned black men."

- "I want to have a baby with a white person so that my kids will have a better chance of inheriting that "good hair."

- "I'm mixed, not black dammit!"

- "I don't like bad hair. Nappy hair is ugly."

- "You hair is so nice and curly. It looks so much better than people with Afros."

- "My great granddad was white or Native American, so that makes me mixed, not black."

- "How dare you call me African!"

by livedudes March 11, 2013

strung over

Combination of being strung out and hung over

Dude, I'm really paying for all the beer and coke last night. I'm so strung over I can barely think.

by ts August 27, 2004

Sprunk

To be fucked, either by another person or by yourself. Another word for screwed up or buncing.

"How did the race go?"
"I got sprunked hard by another racer."

"How did the race go?"
"I sprunked myself ."

by Diddlesmcfartwinkle February 12, 2017

srunk

Sober + drunk = srunk
A feeling or description of someone who acts as if they're drunk although they're completely sober.

Ex.1

"Did you see David in class today? He was acting like such a srunk!"

Ex.2
I didn't even drink at the party but I'm feeling so srunk.

by équipelivid August 27, 2013

Bulb Struck

Light Bulb! When you are struck with an incredible idea!

Bulb Struck! I just came up with the greatest idea for an invention!

by WannaBeLikeUs January 30, 2018