strack

adjective: means you have your shit together and you are by the book and you are ready to do your job. can be used for a person, place or thing

he runs a very strack business. his garage is strack, his car is strack, his room is strack, and he is strack. as in neat, clean, orderly and ready to produce

by poppakilo May 29, 2011

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straddle shit

Arrangement where two people shit into a toilet simultaneously. One person sits on the toilet with their legs spread apart. The second person straddles over the first person, positioning their ass over the hole created by the first person's legs.

Artie and Ron both had to shit quickly but only one toilet was available. Artie then suggested they straddle shit so that neither shits his names.

by Ernie and Bert January 5, 2013

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dick-stracted

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

by Marc K July 29, 2005

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stfua

Acronym for "Shut The Fuck Up Already".

You must be a stupid ass-hole, STFUA

by New Marquis de Carabas November 20, 2007

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STRACK INTERMEDIATE

Strack intermediate is a school located in Spring , Texas . grades 6-8 , Filled with many vsco girls roaming the hallway , saying "sksksk" "save the turtles" and wacking their hydroflask in your face. Strack has many fake people giving you hugs in the hallway, and waving at you. You will most likely face drama at Strack . You will likely smell weed , fish, piss , and see people eat edibles at Strack . Watch out for 6th and 7th graders at Strack they are known for having smart mouths and being annoying.

Olivia :Kaitlyn,why are you so excited?

Kaitlyn: It's 8th grade year , I can't wait to leave Strack Intermediate!

by whadaupp September 19, 2019

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