Mankal Stretch

the act (or acts) of placing one's crotch in front of an unsupsecting coworker's face while turned around. The cowork is said to have been "stretched" when they turn around facing the stretch.

You just got Mankal Stretched!
Man I got the Mankal Stretch 3 times today.

by TheStretcher January 10, 2012

Jim Screechie

is used in Jamaica, Barbados and the wider Caribbean. Jim Screechie is used to describe a man who is in a sexual relationship with a woman who has a husband or boyfriend. Secret love.

man: me wanna cum link

girl: i have a man...unless yuh wanna play Jim Screechie!
man: tek de bagga jim screechy ting enuh!...on my way.

by khitty katt November 23, 2010

Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner

" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Pipe stretcher

An imaginary tool used to haze beginning apprentices on construction sites, by telling them to retrieve this tool from some other part of the site. Each time the apprentice arrives at a new location, the workers, who know there is no such thing as a pipe stretcher, play along with the joke by saying something like "oh, you just missed it--they're using it up on the third floor, so you'll have to ask them." The apprentice is sent all around the job site for the entire work day, or until the apprentice figures out it is a joke.

I need you to go down to the south end and get that pipe stretcher back from the iron workers.

by Ewizobeth May 16, 2014

stretch marks

Stretch marks(or stria) are usually caused by rapid weight gain in a short period of time, pregnancy or muscle enlargement. Stretch marks are tiny tears in the dermis (the elastic, resilient middle layer) that form when the skin stretches. Stretch marks can form anywhere on the body where the skin is stretched but they most commonly form on the breasts(for women), hips, abdomine, inner thighs, buttox, behind the knees and on the arms. Stretch marks start out as a reddish/purpleish colour but with time they heal and fade to whiteish coloured scars. Stretch marks mostly occur in women during pregnancy or girls going through puberty and growth spurts. They can also occur in men who gain weight, strength train(common among body builders)and can happen during growth. They are perfectly natural and very common so don't be ashamed if you have them-- most women and men do. Unfortunately there is not anything that can completely or permantely remove or get rid of stretch marks. Certain creams can help lighten the appearance of them but they will always be there. Ones on the abdomine or arm can be removed with a tummy tuck/arm tuck and toning the parts of the body with stretch marks can help tighten the skin, making them less visible. Until scientists discover a definite way to get rid of them, they are there forever. So learn to accept them as part of your body. Many people stress over these marks but they have no control over how their body adjusts to changes like this, so why stress? They are just scars that will become nearly invisible with time.

My mother has stretch marks on her abdomine after giving birth to two children.

by Lost Soul Swimming In A Fish Bowl April 22, 2005

Stretched to My Ears

A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.

Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

The brown goat stretcher

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.

We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now

by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010