stretched

to get checked/stopped by five-o while walkin OR kickin it outside da store or coney island somewhere

MARi00: MAN WHERE DA FUK WAS Y0U.?

JAC0B: MANNN. .iWAS 0N MY WAY tiLL DA P0LiCE CAM3. DAWG, tell me why DEY STRETCH3D M3, JUAN AND BIG.!!

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LANAY: WHERE WAS JACOB.??

TJ: I HEARD OL DUDE GOT STRETCHED

by P00Hb3zDAtB33TcH July 6, 2009

out-stretched

abstract things that are not broken but tested to see how far they will bend.
e.g. patience, morals, ideology, any kind of emotion et cetera

recurrent patterns. again out-stretched. you throw the furniture out the window and wait for my reaction. no its not adding more charm or mystery. you don't understand, do you. that its about here and now and im struggling to be any clearer than i have been.
Have you ever met someone who cares like i do? Yeah? OK. Because you're behaving like you don't know what the fuck is going on.

by Krkič December 26, 2019

Stretched Lips

When you try and eat something and your lips get permanent stretch marks.

Who you foolin'? You gots stretched lips from suckin' on the cucumber fool.

by alkdjnne October 13, 2008

Stretched

adj. An extension of the back wheel on motorcycles, mostly street bikes and drag bikes. Prevents unwanted wheelies (read: death) while accelerating.

It also adds a menacing appeal to the bike.

Dude, that stretched and slammed 'Busa raped the Gixxer over there.

by BossE86 May 10, 2009

stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.

Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005

Stretched

Verb
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.

Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes

Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE

by DFfag January 17, 2021

Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"

by Burzonic July 21, 2016