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Stratos

Stratos, a greek guy name. This guy can tend to be mean, rude and disrespectful but in reality he’s just kidding. He’s a guy any girl would want. He has his soft side AND his “idgaf about you” side too. Dont worry, he does care about you he’s just in his own little moment. Dont be scared to tell him how you feel if you like him. Its okay, he’s not a mean person.
Girl (1): “Omg Hannah!!!! I think i like this Stratos guy....”
Girl (2): “what?! Marissa!!! i like him too!!”
Girl (3): “Hannah, Marissa? are you ladies talking about my crush, Stratos?”
Girl (1): “Wait, Layla, you like him too?!!!!”
Girl (3): “GIRLLLLLLLLS!! He’s mine”
All: “ughhhh”
by Nadine Isabella Travis January 20, 2019
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Stratos

A European Greek God. Tends to use his "european-ness" to his advantage when wooing women. Not uncommon for a Stratos to display hairy chest, designer duds, and man bags. What he lacks in intelligence he more than makes up for in suave-ness.
Look at that damn stratos at the bar getting all those digits!
by akg45 October 24, 2005
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Stratovarius

A metal band from the 1980's to the present. Timo Tolkki is the mastermind and guitarist behind it, with Timo Kotipelto doing vocals.

However, the band's future is unclear as Timo and another stratovarius member have left the group due to a dispute.

Stratovarius is primarily a Finnish/European band with most of its fans in Japan and South America.
Dude who's that obese man?
Dude its Timo Tolkki! He's a jerk; he made Kotipelto leave the clan because he acts like "the boss" of the clan and refuses to accept new ideas.
by Hank Hill - Strickland Propane December 10, 2003
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Starro

The First Villain that The Justice League Of America faced in The Brave & The Bold no. 28, way back in the early sixties... This author was more than likely a little pooter back than, if at all. Any hoo, Starro is this big Lovecraftian Monster from outerspace that looks like a starfish with a red eye in the middle of its central mass...
This creature was eventually defeated not by the Justice League, but by their mascot, "Snapper" Carr, who lived up to being annoying all by himself, never mind by snapping his fingers all the goddamn time.
OMG!!!! It's Starro The Conqueror!!!!
Run For The Hills!!!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter November 6, 2006
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stravocado

(n) a mixture delicious strawberries and avocados.
Andrew added stravocado to his cereal, which contained a handful of antioxidants.
by i dunno iono oreo March 9, 2010
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strapon

A dildo that has a belt. Usually used by a woman to pork another woman. See "pork"
She used the strapon to pork her little sister's pinklovehole.
by hggloub April 22, 2003
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Straponese

Woman 1: Did you see that lady? She looked like a total Dyke!

Woman 2: Yeah I know, she's Straponese.
by Lick O'Lot Opuss December 23, 2009
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