My wife is a 2nd grade teacher and one of her students was at the grocery store in the produce section and read a sign that said 'fre shavocodo'. It was supposed to say 'fresh avocado". The 'sh' was written closer to the 'avacodo' than the 'fre'. Now all of the kids in the class randomly blurt out "fre Shavocado" throughout the day.

Pronunciation is (free shuh-vock-uh-doo)

Teacher: What are you thankful for today billy?
Billy: I'm thankful for fre shavocado

fre shavocado by Ye Area November 17, 2016

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Slavocado

A mixture of coleslaw and avocado. This accoutrement combines a vinegar seasoned slaw topped with mashed avocado to form the perfect topping for fish tacos. The slaw is composed of shredded cabbage, a mixture of vinegars, garbanzo beans, quartered cherry tomatoes, and a dash of mayo.

We made fish tacos at the jammy concert last night. You should have tasted the slavocado I heaped on top of my salmon, it was to die for.

Slavocado by ckjamski June 28, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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