My wife is a 2nd grade teacher and one of her students was at the grocery store in the produce section and read a sign that said 'fre shavocodo'. It was supposed to say 'fresh avocado". The 'sh' was written closer to the 'avacodo' than the 'fre'. Now all of the kids in the class randomly blurt out "fre Shavocado" throughout the day.
Pronunciation is (free shuh-vock-uh-doo)
Teacher: What are you thankful for today billy?
Billy: I'm thankful for fre shavocado
A mixture of coleslaw and avocado. This accoutrement combines a vinegar seasoned slaw topped with mashed avocado to form the perfect topping for fish tacos. The slaw is composed of shredded cabbage, a mixture of vinegars, garbanzo beans, quartered cherry tomatoes, and a dash of mayo.
We made fish tacos at the jammy concert last night. You should have tasted the slavocado I heaped on top of my salmon, it was to die for.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'