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Pork Scotch trousers

Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.
What the hell is fatboy wearing?

Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.

<snore>
by Flappy Dickwad May 18, 2009
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Pork Scotch Talent

The amazing ability of Pork Scotch's to bore you to bloody death just by saying "hello" to you. If he ever sees that you are in his boring presence you must escape it immediately because if the boring, gay twat so much as looks you in the eye, you will drop to the floor and fall into a deep sleep. He has entered many talent shows and the reason he didn't win was because he knocked out all the judges when he got on the stage and said "Hello there I'm Max" while wearing his shades that make him look important. He thinks he knocks all the ladies out because he's 'drop dead gorgeous'.
Pork Scotch: Hello Alex.

Me: Please don't use the Pork Scotch Talent on me!

Pork Scotch: What Talent? I don't recall any Tal...

Me (snoring): snaaaaaagggghhhhh, wwwwhhhoooooo.
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Safety Scotch

Similar to Safety Beer but for those with more serious drinking problems. It's Saturday night and you haven't made plans yet so you stop by the liquor store and buy a bottle of Glen Parker to get you through any after hours activities. Real men plan ahead and buy a 12 pack of Glen Parker which could eliminate the need to make extra trips to the liquor store for bottles of Scotch on following weekends.
"Anyone getting together for Rock Band or a toga party later tonight? I'll stop by Spec's and pick up a bottle of Glen Parker Safety Scotch just in case."
by Bugsy McDingle November 3, 2011
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Scotchy Meter

The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.
Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.

Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.
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Statchat

A statchat is when people have a full-blown conversation on the status of your Facebook or other social networking account. Usually started by a dispute or argument.
Jon: "What?! 56 new notifications?"
Alex: "Must be another statchat..."
by Xunzi December 1, 2009
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storch cat

Storch cat is a racial slur based off of the term porch monkey. An updated version of this slur, it is highly offensive to African Americans.
Look at that storch cat on the corner, I believe that the difference in his skin color is what most contributes to his joblessness- not his socioeconomic condition.
by NoChanceMcChe February 22, 2011
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Stoaching

Absolutely disgusting/dirty/smelly to an unrivaled extent.
Greig: Oh my god what is that smell?
Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!
by Cupán Tae October 7, 2017
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