n ~ a person latently possessing potently sharp skills & tactics that send shockwaves through asphalt paved blocks & knocks socks off some skeptics so savagely they soil themselves silly
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by koinzander vandervongristler March 25, 2010
Get the stoogeni mug.Getting stonged is to smoke or ingest marijuana through food. It is sometimes misused in the phrase (stonged up)
by leftoutboy August 23, 2011
Get the Stonged mug.When a person offers themselves up as an apologist for anyone onto whom they can project a victim identity. This is common among narcissistic "White ally" anti-racists who lack the courage of their convictions, and instead seek a purely performative alternative to surrendering their own privilege.
She was willing to stoogefy herself on behalf of a dishonest colleague, solely because the colleague was a member of a visible minority group.
by Naughtius_Maximus May 4, 2023
Get the stoogefy mug.A dopey person with a thick skull. Usually information goes in one ear and out the other. basicly an idiot.
by dictionary lady March 8, 2009
Get the stooge mug.An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.
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No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
Get the stooge-o-matic mug.When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.
Dam! You just got spooged!
I can't believe I fell for that spooge!
Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?
I can't believe I fell for that spooge!
Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?
by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011
Get the Spooged mug.A stooge is a person who will try and take every dollar you have, and then save those dollars for any cause that doesnt involve giving it to friends, or family. These stooges are often in 'stooge denial'. You can spot a stooge, at events where free food is served. Stooges often attempt to think up of scams for scoring free money through friends and family. They travel in groups hoping to stooge more money, and can often be found in Mitsubishi Pajero's which run on Oil rather than petrol. They enjoy the taste of Bundaberg Rum and should be avoided where possible, unless prepared to give them money. Warning: some stooges walk among us everyday and have been trained in the art of stooging very well. so pay attention to all signs.
1. Ben didnt want to drive to the party because he is a stooge.
2. Ben stole a coca cola bike from woolworths which he said he was going to pay them $60 for. (what a stooge)
3. Ben got his Pajero rebuilt and it still goes through a litre of oil per 1000km's, thats what you get for being stooge.
4. Ben is dating a 16 year old because he is to stooge to put in effort for someone his own age.
5. Ben stooged me because i paid for lunch last time and he acts like he bought it.
2. Ben stole a coca cola bike from woolworths which he said he was going to pay them $60 for. (what a stooge)
3. Ben got his Pajero rebuilt and it still goes through a litre of oil per 1000km's, thats what you get for being stooge.
4. Ben is dating a 16 year old because he is to stooge to put in effort for someone his own age.
5. Ben stooged me because i paid for lunch last time and he acts like he bought it.
by srt070 June 3, 2006
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