Falk's Columbo was a stoogeni posterboypoza who claimed fame & fortune from flocks of fans known for freakish flexibility & solofellatio festivals that thrived until bellend ebola plagues left scattered few with working purple helmets; but innovations like the bionischlong cyberphallus made billions for Evogimasturgination Inc., now the second largest producer of fauxvag accessories behind Waffleho & Krak Haus, where sex & syrup are always in dysymbiosistopia, mzastamyth prior to the shaggysacenterfusion scientificosmetic revosolution Scrotology, or Scrotozoic Era when evotestifusionlution catalyzed dominormant genergy that magilogically manifested metamorphosynthesynchronicity, bicyclopticization, hydradongism, & mitosistitzia, divarrheaho bozolitis, gigantigargantuantestesism,deadbell deathknellustia platinumuff hairpipsypenichosis syndrome, bronsonstonz tbagzuffochokaholism, cornhole corpzopulation shitfuklerfaceholastic comapsychosymbioshitzasterelia; & shitstainbrain syndrome skyrocketed . .

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz