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stonk

1) Power
2) Control

Can also be used as a verb - stonked
That guy is full of stonk
by River Dove February 19, 2004
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by EVAVina June 22, 2022
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Stonks

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.
my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS
by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020
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A word that used to mean a Comic Relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.
Robert - "Check it out Mike has a stonk on!"
by Robert Graysmith August 27, 2007
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That Brenda is fuckin' stonking
by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003
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Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
⬆STONKS⬆
by Bill Nye the Commie Spy July 22, 2019
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When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.
*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"
by honestly just bored June 27, 2019
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