Stiff

When someone fine as hell

Kailey: you stiff as hell 🥵
Brandon: preciate ya 😁

by yessssirrrrrrr December 28, 2019

stiffs

50's slang, no longer commonly used..

"i can just see the phony bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs" (salinger 17)

by pbbt October 10, 2007

stiff

1.When that cream shooter in your pants inlarges, arises, and hardens drastically.
2.horny

My sister ran to the store and left me home with her friend from school. I had been stiff all weekend so I went to go shoot a load, and my sisters friend overheard me moaning in my room. She walked into the room and immediately started feeling on herself. She then walked over to me and removed my shirt and began licking my chest. I tried to backdown, but then she took off my briefs and started caressing my nuts. Then when she got on her knees I knew exactly what she was craving. I whipped out my 11 inch pole and implied my willingness to allow her giving me a blowjob. Her lips swam on my meat for a while and after that she removed her clothes. 'GOOD THING I WAS STIFF'i thought.

by garrrett January 15, 2008

stiff

1.when you walk really stiff and have an overall stiff skeletal system
2.thinking you can do something but you are really bad at it
3.not being able to interact socially and if you do you say/do the weirdest shit

'Fuck ben is such a stiff cunt, he can't even ollie'
'look at this stiff cunt'
'Ben just stiffed out when talking to alyssa'

by johnnydogg September 30, 2017

stiff

1) To cheat your way out of giving someone promised action or items.

2) A dead body.

3) Something rigid and hard to move.

4) To fail to live up to your end of a bargain.

5) A tightwad.

6) Someone who is obnoxiously lazy and rudely boring.

He won't pay for half the meal despite declaring he would pay for the whole thing beforehand? What a stiff!

by STJosh May 15, 2007

stiff

a word used to describe a really dry joke.

your joke is so stiff its unbelievable

by thug#1 July 13, 2003

Stiff

A boner, or in other words the hard you have on.

Every time I see her I get a stiff.

by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011