step dad

A man who has married your divorced mother and is not, necessarily, a bad person.

Please do not say that the very definition of being a step dad is being an asshole, just because yours it.
This is just stupid

Person- i love my step dad
Other- WHY?! he's a step dad, there's no such thing as a good step dad!! mine is a drunken ass hole
Person- Your step dad and mine are different people

by Vexets December 25, 2008

Step Dad Dyke

So named because they are shaped like your step dad, saggy pants, zero ass, beer belly, little chicken legs and pack of hot dogs neck.

Did you see the step dad dyke behind the counter at the steel-toe shoe outlet?

by MedicalMatt September 29, 2008

step dad

Total jerk-off who sits on his ass all day drinking. He will act like your real father and try and cut you down like a big prick. If you have the urge to go kill him, I wouldnt hesitate a second

Person1: My step dad is a total asshole.

Person1's friend: Yeah, fuck him.

by -094752-954372-572043945483 August 14, 2009

step dad

guy that weasles into your mother's life- becomes father figure- rapes you- leaves your mom broke with out a home and always #1 on your hitlist!

i ran over my step dad cos he is an ass

by a;lkdjlahfilkh February 25, 2009

step dad

some dipshit that decided to ruin your life right out of the blue. doesnt give a crap about you, but acts all high and mighty when confronted. trys to bribe and buy love. word of advice: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. the sole reason youre counting down the days until your 18th birthday. wins over your friends and family and your mom.

me: can you please fuck off?
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.

mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!

by heyyyyyyitsmeee May 16, 2010

Step Dad Season

when someone you knows mom is very attractive and want to hook up with them becoming their step dad.

Beckys mom is coming to the party as well, you know what that means, its step dad season

by Bigheadedhick April 6, 2021

Step dad

A total fucker that tries to buy ur mother in law for about a year until he becomes a total asshole

Kid 1 : dad can i play on my phone ?

Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
Kid 1 : i did already actually
Step dad : Then do your homework !

by Kickoff2ndOP May 1, 2021