by boyshoutsking August 17, 2011
Get the Stemmed mug.One who makes foolish decisions. A useless map-reader. A driver of excessive speed on an unsafe road. One who fails in many areas of life, try as he might. One who is prepared to stick to their guns... even though they know they are wrong.
As in a parental warning...
'Mind him... He's a bit of a stemper'.
Or
When hitting one's thumb with a large type hammer one may inoffensively shout..... "STEMPER!"
'Mind him... He's a bit of a stemper'.
Or
When hitting one's thumb with a large type hammer one may inoffensively shout..... "STEMPER!"
by Boomsong January 16, 2008
Get the Stemper mug.An alternative word to stickers coined by Gavin Johnson and Matt Fuhrman. Often said with a lisp in the voice. Used to literally ask someone if they want some stickers; often in random situations.
Pronounced: "Sss-tehk-erzss"
Pronounced: "Sss-tehk-erzss"
Do you want some STECKERS?!
by Anonymous-117 May 18, 2008
Get the steckers mug.by binklebeans August 28, 2005
Get the stem or stemhead mug.A medical condition brought on by a lack of chewing ones food, especially meats. Symptoms include coughing, incessant throat clearing, watering eyes and a loss of appetite. While there is currently no cure for steakeitis preventive measures can be taken such as blending, mashing, soaking or simply chewing your food.
by Captain awesomeballs December 7, 2018
Get the steakeitis mug.Ham steaked is when your at a restaurant and your parent or relative (usually female) takes plastic wrap from their purse/bag and wraps it up, and takes it home for later.
Verb: To ham steak, ham steaked
Example: "I ham steaked some fruit at lunch when i was done from the buffet."
"Hey, lets ham steak these frenchfries since we're full at the moment.'
Person1: Aww man my aunt ham steaked some chicken in front of everyone instead of asking for a to go box it was so awkward..
Person2: Oh my gosh i hate when that happends!
Example: "I ham steaked some fruit at lunch when i was done from the buffet."
"Hey, lets ham steak these frenchfries since we're full at the moment.'
Person1: Aww man my aunt ham steaked some chicken in front of everyone instead of asking for a to go box it was so awkward..
Person2: Oh my gosh i hate when that happends!
by Logitechwtf April 4, 2010
Get the ham steaked mug.Northern Ireland (esp. Belfast) slang for a black eye. Derived from the practice of putting a raw steak on a black eye to aid healing.
Billy: "Here what about that scrap at the bottom of the Shankill the other day eh?"
Ivan: "wha? nah mate i didn't see it, what happened?"
Billy: "Wee Jamie from down the road offered Andy a fair dig, and before you could count to three, Andy had knocked his fuck in"
Ivan: "fuck, really?"
Billy: "Aye mate, that was a bit stupid of him so it was. Ya wanna seen the steaker on him next day like"
Ivan: "wha? nah mate i didn't see it, what happened?"
Billy: "Wee Jamie from down the road offered Andy a fair dig, and before you could count to three, Andy had knocked his fuck in"
Ivan: "fuck, really?"
Billy: "Aye mate, that was a bit stupid of him so it was. Ya wanna seen the steaker on him next day like"
by grandaddy freeman May 18, 2017
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