Tijuana Steamer Bean

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.

Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

Steamer Lane

A well known surf spot in Santa Cruz where waves crash right next to a cliff of death and if you don't hit the cliff of death then you'll hit the rock of death that's 2 feet under the water and just so happens to be right where the waves break.

If you ever go to Steamer Lane to surf then make sure to surf Middle Peak so that you can avoid any hard-surfaced rock-like material of death.

by whatsapseudonym???? September 20, 2009

Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

southside steamer

The act of taking a shit on the hood of someone's car.

I went to the parking lot after school, and somebody left a southside steamer on my fucking car.

by the hood pooper September 21, 2012

harbor steamer

A derivation of a dutch oven where a woman, while receiving oral sex, pulls the covers over the man's head and farts.

"My morning breath tastes like I got a harbor steamer last night."

by Alrin August 21, 2006

New York Steamer

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, except that while you are steamrolling the fecal matter onto your partners chest you yell "I'm working here!! I'm working here!!" in a New Yorker accent.

I upped the usual ante last night by giving her a New York Steamer instead of a regular Cleveland Steamer.

by JoeOh January 13, 2010