Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

by Bill boi September 23, 2016

Spasticunt

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

wax static

The noise a vinyl record makes when you put the needle on the edge of it, right before it hits the etching.

That wax static is a super comfy noise.

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 18, 2018

static-x

The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.

Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

Static IP

And IP Address that does not change. Static IPs are given by certain ISPs, some of them offer both static, and dynamic ips.

My connection has a static IP address, therefor, it does not change when I reboot my modem.

by kyle.biddle January 22, 2011

Static

A way of lowering you car by static suspension parts, like coilovers. Once you set that ride height, it stays like that (unless adjusted).

Imagine driving on bags, rather than static LOL.

by StaticN*gga November 17, 2019

static shock

A great show on Cartoon Network.

Superhero static shock whoop whoop!

by stewfoo January 8, 2005