Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

by Starched Sock September 4, 2010

Starchitarian

Disgustingly fat vegetarian who avoids meat by ordering the vegetarian combo plate, but chooses all starch items.

Oh my god, that starchitarian just ordered a veggie platter with macaroni and cheese, french fries, mashed potatoes, and corn on the cobb!

by Nacho Mann March 18, 2009

Starching

A sexual activity between (normally gay) partners. One goes on a high starch diet for an extended period, this will cause them to produce solid rigid turds. They then go ass to ass and one shits a big turd into the other waiting a-hole

Have you seen what J's eating? He must be getting ready for some serious starching.

by TheDatabaseSucksAss April 23, 2010

Starchild

A starchild is commonly heralded as the perfect bowel movement. It is the result of single push' that produces a six inch long 'sinker' followed by a cluster of four or five tigernut-sized 'floaters'. These little balls bob to the surface in a perfect circle around the nutty sinker - in a beautiful, turgid synchronized display that draws gasps from the lucky squatter.

My life is complete - I just produced a perfect starchild.

by Padace September 30, 2008

starchild

A person in his or her late teens or early twenties who dresses like an extra in a music video all the time. Over the top trendy, tasteless, no original style.

Piper is such a startchild, she wore her gucci sunglasses to a 10 pm dinner.

by Theodore Ulnak August 22, 2005

McKinley Starcher

The sexiest beast alive. Super funny and chill. Also loves her friends. She is very athletic and smart. She is drop dead gorgeous. All the boys want her. She comes from a rich family but stays humble. Her eyes sparkle. She is not a quiet person. She loves everyone and loves donald trump. She is super savage and good at skateboarding and surfing she has the power to change the world if you know a Mckinley keep her she is the best

Shit, Maddie your Mckinley Starcher friend..... Oh you lucky bitch

by BitchLasa March 7, 2019

Starchild demigod

Extraterrestrial demigod. A demigod from other stars, planets or outer-space, (particularly one that has incarnated as a mortal). Also called celestial demigod. Please see Earthling demigod as opposed to celestial demigod.

EXTRA NOTES:
-The starchild demigods may often be seen wearing armour with angel wings, in visions.

-They may instinctively grow angel wings whenever they fall.
-They may be highly respected messengers, warriors and servants of the gods.

-They may have been trained, competed in sport contests and fought battles / mythical beasts for the gods, on other planets. They may have also partied on The Sun.

-They may incarnate as a mortal on missions for them, (e.g. advance humanity's philosophical / scientific knowledge, impart the gods' unwritten wisdom, break the bad habits of humanity, debunk common misconceptions, etc.).

The starchild demigod incarnated from another planet into a mortal, on Earth, in order to complete a mission for The Greek Gods and earn godhood.

by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 13, 2022