School starts at 7:30

The mantra of the greatest neighborhood high school in Chicago, TAFT High School. The phrase "School starts at 7:30" was popularized by the pragmatic and sometimes controversial principal, Mr. G in 2015 and reinforced with a series of humorous short videos. These videos include the principal riding a BMX bike, playing the drums and popping a wheely on a motorcycle. More videos were provided by state politicians, Chicago sports icons and Snooki from Jersey Shore fame.

I have to volunteer at the homeless shelter, do my homework and my chores so I can get to bed early because School starts at 7:30.

by Eagle 58 September 23, 2019

Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

by Paul "Bonnie" April 30, 2007

Stapes

Shortcut for staples.

"Hey, Andrew, can you pass me that box of stapes, please?"
"Sure thing, Ken."

by iamablob September 1, 2009

Stapes

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."

by footballdudes September 1, 2009

stapes

german slang for a knicker stain.

"Oh, Gunther, did you see the size of the stapes in my knickers last night?"

by iamgermany September 1, 2009

true stats

Similar to true dat, but for geeks.

"Dood, pommes frites tomorrow?"
"True stats."

by Your face biotch January 11, 2009

the wallpaper starts peeling

To have sex with someone so much that the room stinks and becomes so humid

till the room stinks the wallpaper starts peeling off the walls the bed breaks in half the ground starts to shake the windows are fogging the ceiling drops down neighbours call the police, multiple noise complaints, till the train passes by

by Huuuuuuuuuuuummm March 18, 2023