new-stalgia

Something new that harks back to something old.

Term coined by Seattle 97.3 KIRO FM's Sean De Tore. The audio engineer of Too Beautiful to Live.

Whoa man, did you see those new Nike's with the fat tongue? They're shoes are like new-stalgia!

by Matt from Tenver July 14, 2009

stalongedon

a really tall and loppy person with a fucked up face(acne) and the fucker talks like chubaca. it usually looks like a penis or a giant zit.

hey look at that kid hes a fuckin stalongedon

by stev merr December 1, 2006

stalagtoot

A formation created over time in one's underwear from a series of wet farts.

Dude why are you leaving?
I've grown a huge stalagtoot in my boxers and now I need to scrape it out.

by rygoly December 22, 2013

No-stalgia

When you feel nostalgic for something that didn't happen to you and wasn't in your past.

Person 1: Oh man, Woodstock was so awesome
Person 2: You got no-stalgia dude

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 April 19, 2018

Nude-stalga

Looking back at old nudes to remember them old wanks

Cam “i’m gunna load up my old phone for some Nude-stalga”
Tom “nice bro send them over”

by Battista2033 February 2, 2021

stalagshites

naturally occuring, upward pointing, turdiferous deposits, which form in porcelain basins.

urgh, someones left stalagshites!

by Bewesy November 12, 2003

Stalagtight

During a bowel evacuation: a supremely thick pole of excreture which has been stuck at its widest point for some seconds. Only a supreme effort of purpleface or a sudden shock will dislodge it. The fully-evacuated article rarely gets flushed away the first time and requires prodding or breaking up with a toothbrush.

The opposite of a Stalagmight, which is an evacuation article which has not yet reached the sphincter, but is threatening by already having begun to distend the abdomen.

I gave birth to a stalagtight this morning - I'm off out to buy you a new toothbrush.

by Fox In The Walls August 30, 2007