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Stages of Derp

For people that dont know the stages of derping.

Derping is very common now a days where you screw up something or you just come off as plain stupid.
There are four stages of derp:
The first stage in where the majority of people are at and are a non derp where they may screw up once in a while and just reset back to normal at the beginning of each day.
The second stage of derp is a Common derp and are usually found in ditches with a shovel as they are boarder line derp usually found with IQ's lower than 100 and derp from 5 to 15 times a day.
The third stage is where you fail at most things in life expessially english and dont know how to spell and may derp from 15 to 50 times a day. This stage is called a Pro-Derp.
The fourth stage is a Royal derp it has nothing to do with the queen but whoever is at this stage should get a medal of some sort because they derp at least 50 or more times a day.
"I hate These stages of derp because it always ends up that I am a common derp at at the end of the day."
"It's okay Ron, just next time don't drop out of grade 10"
by BMilly4 July 10, 2011
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fag stag

This rare breed of heterosexual human male enjoys the company of homosexual human males in preference to or en liu of, perhaps selectively, other heterosexual males.

The fag stag forms a unique relationship with the gay men he associates with. Benefits of this relationship are social and ego related improvements for the fag stag, such as:

> Fashion advice
> Social pleaseantry training
> Access to networks of women (mainly fag hags) / matchmaking
> Complimentary attention from the gay men
> Freedoms from not having to conform to hetero expectations

As previously referenced, some fag stags are part-timers. This type of stag enjoys being in social situations with the intent on meeting heterosexual human females and uses the gay men to his advantage. The gay men act like a lure, attracting women to them and the stag finds it easy to slip into conversation with these women without feeling pressure to court them since these women would often assume the stag was also gay. Later the stag would reveal his intentions to the women in a gracefully manuvered play.

This situation also allows the stag to keep hetero company in which he may be allowed to peform rituals not found in homosexual cliques.
Matt goes to gay bars to find women and his best friends, Brian and Dennis, are gay.
by Curious_Joe December 11, 2004
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Staged

Something that is obviously planned and rehearsed
Omg that video was so staged
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End-stage Googleheimer's

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.
Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.
by brainyuck May 12, 2011
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stage 12 cancer

stage 12 cancer reminds me of jake paul
by melhascowaids July 21, 2018
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Stag Beer

Stag Beer is a lager beer originally brewed in Belleville, IL in 1851. It was bought out by George Heilman and moved to Milwaukee in 1989. It still enjoys a great deal of popularity in Central and Southern Illinois, St. Louis, and other parts of Missouri and Arkansas. The vintage appearance of the packaging (gold label/can with a deer's head) gives Stag Beer authenticity and somewhat ironic hipster credibility. It is also very inexpensive, and most people consider the quality much higher than the price tag would suggest. Due to its very low sugar level it is highly recommended as the beer of choice for diabetics. The low sugar levels also lead to the belief that Stag will not cause hangovers, even if you drink a very large amount. The beer has many rabid fans and therefore has developed some colorful nicknames and slogans, including:

"Stag - Steak, Taters, And Gravy"
"Sugar Free as Beer Should Be"
"Stag - It's not for Beginners"
Hey man, throw me a cold Stag Beer!
by petethebeat June 9, 2009
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stage dive

An activity for kids who go to underground shows, it involves crowdsurfing your way to the stage and then jumping back into the crowd. If the stage is small enough, a stage diver might just get up on stage and dive off into the crowd. At some shows, particularly hardcore/metalcore tough-guycore shows, the stage diver will jump into the crowd feet first, kicking, and punching violently because he is stupid and has no respect. The crowd generally does not like stage divers who can't see their feet. This activity is not usually found at larger concerts for the venues like to put up barriers between the stage and the floor.
by matty November 19, 2004
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