Alaskan starfuck

When two male and female transsexuals are fucking in bed and the woman says "I CAN SEE SPACE" and the sex gets so intense that they are transported to an isolated area of the universe and are broken appart into individual atoms. They then come back together but are so sexually powerful that they become a star with the couple forever fucking within the centre. The first known case of this act happened in Alaska which is where it gets part of its name.

Person 1: You wanna know what I'm gonna do to Chantel tonight?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Person 1: The Alaskan Starfuck.
Person 2: NO! NONONONO! YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SHIT MAN! ITS ANCIENT ALASKAN DARK MAGIC STUFF!
Person 1: Then this is farewell my friend. If this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
Person 2: Farewell.

by MURDOCISGOD June 19, 2017

starfuck

one who screws famous people. A starfucker.

The egotistical movie star wakes up every morning with a different starfuck at his side.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 30, 2006

stabfuck

verb : the action of using a sharp object to stab a hole into a random part of your partners body, and repeatedly ramming your rock solid shaft into the wound.

ahhhh bro, i got shwasted at that party last night and stabfucked lisa in the thigh.

by L. Scottith III July 12, 2011

STfuCKu

A combo of STFU (Shut The Fuck Up) FU (Fuck You) and FUCKu.... (Fuck You)
Used to tell one person all these things without typing them all....

Larry: Dude! I can't believe your girlfriend dumped you!
Gary: Dude why don't you STfuCKu!

by kittiesrule July 7, 2009

starfucked

1.diss’ed during a celebrity encounter
2. when a commoner has sex with a celebrity

Omg! She partied with the band and got starfucked by .......”!

by stoneham June 4, 2018

Starfuck

a verb referring to the act of fucking in a Starbucks public bathroom

The Frappuccinos made us very horny so we decided to Starfuck.

We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.

by fratsarestupid May 9, 2011

Starfucker

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.

Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019