squirtpit

someone who is used for sexual release purposes only/a slovenly individual.

"She/He was a squirtpit hosebag! I had to keep my eyes closed while i was screwing her!"

"He will never leave his wife for her! She's his squirtpit not a lover!"

"Hire some hookers for the stag so we all get fucked, but the cost of the squirtpits is on you."

by tzarkastic October 15, 2012

Squirtatious

A woman that is eager to squirt on you

First time i banged her she squirted on me like a slip n slide...she's SO squirtatious!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O August 22, 2016

Squirtfart

This phenomennon conmonly occours during or immediately after vagina and anal Intercourse while the woman squirts/orgasms the pressure of both causes a wet fart that sprays a fine mist of wet fecal matter onto her partners stomach and/or genitalia

I gotta get in the fucking shower because my woman expelled a squirtfart shit colored spraytan all over my stomach

by Johnny LoudCloud Bong August 14, 2018

squirtapotimus

A bitch that squirts a gallon

P1: Yo, you see that bitch squirt?
P2: Yeah man, she’s a fuckin squirtapotimus

by NibbTroll September 6, 2018

Squirtacious

(skwer-tay-shus), adjective

Sexy, voluptuous, in relation to human reproduction, smash

yo ur shirt is so squirtacious of u... i literally flooded the entire 30km vicinity because of that..

by sussybaka182838 April 18, 2023

squirtled one

when you are taking a shit, and it wont come out, then it all pours out violently and bloody.

Dude i cant ass fuck today i totally squirtled one today

by King James IV August 9, 2008

SquirtaQuil

SquirtaQuil is an amazing person, I reccomend bring their friend, because they’re always caring, understanding, etc!
They look out for me, when I’m at my lowest, or when i want to vent!
They go by the name “Dylan” which makes my day, because every Dylan i’ve met, has been super, super kind!!

To be honest, you’re reminding me of “SquirtaQuil!”

by uuuuwkwkw July 19, 2021