Squilge

To squeeze out excess semen from the penis, after masturbation. Similar motion to that of jelqing.

I blew such a spectacular load last night, I had to squilge for about an hour!

by Slaylum May 16, 2009

Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.

"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."

by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013

Squidge

Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence

1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"

by Kilmartin May 23, 2018

squinted

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.

by squincy May 25, 2010

squingy

a adjective
soft and squishy
not firm

My french fries were a bit squingy so I asked for them to be cooked more thoroughly.

by pathfinder36 May 13, 2005

squigger

a squirrel with what is considered "nigger-type" qualities;
a black squirrel;
a squirrel with ghetto-like tendencies;

can also be used as an insult

"OMG LOOK KATE A SQUIGGER"

"You're a Squigger"

"That Squirrel is black!"
"Yeah, it's a Squigger"

by Kevly812 August 31, 2011

squinted

To get high and your eyes squint.

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.

by kstan34 July 17, 2010