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squirfect

Something so perfect it's squirt worthy
That shag carpet is squirfect
by Ninety one got me like November 29, 2014
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Squaffin

To simply walk as a group through the woods chasing birds and sqawing at the members of the group when a bird has been spotted.
Bethany: Would you like to go squaffin later?
Delgado: Of course! Only if we get to snatch the birds.
by nAttErOni September 11, 2018
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Squaffle

To collect your trash or old appliances for disposal into a selected business dumpster, typically in the wee hours.
I squaffled my old oven at K-Mart.
by Cruziana June 20, 2020
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squiffle

To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.

Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.
"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)
by Brian Sago July 8, 2004
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squirf

1. a combination of when a woman squirts and queefs.

2. a term used to convey exuberance and excitement.

3. utilized in a sentence to fill in for a word
Man, my girl squirfed on me while we made love last night.

Theo Ycoy, told me he squirfed when he found out the Raiders drafted Terrelle Pryor.

Squirf you chump!

Aye, that dope chick in chemistry said she likes you.

Oh, SQUIRF?!
by Jimmy Stiff August 26, 2011
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squidfartz

Cartoonist, Cartoons -the ink-based work of an illustrator. Comes from the personal experience of cartoonist Scott Hart being ridiculed by classmates over his name... variations on which included "Snot Fart" and "Sqwat Farts". Later in life, working under the nom de plume "T. S. Hart" Squidfartz became the name of both the title and the main character of an autobigraphical weekly comic strip and unfinished book. Mr. Hart reasons this, "I wanted to coop the abuse I endured as a child and incorporate my self expression. I am a cartoonist. A squid would fart ink. I am squidfartz and this work I have drawn... these many pages... are nothing but my squidfartz".
query to a cartoonist- "How's it goin' Squidfartz?"

negative reference to artist- "He think's he's makin' important work -but it's nuthin but squidfartz, man."

artist addresses' own work- "Hey guys! seen this week's Squidfartz?"
by T. S. Hart October 18, 2004
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Squiffy

She was a bit squiffy after a couple of beers.
by Ms. Maybe October 12, 2008
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