squeazle

(SKWEE-zull). verb. Ice Hockey term. When the puck slips through a goalie's pads after an initial save and crosses the goal line seemingly with a life of its own.

The puck squeazled through Antero Niitymaki to make the Buffalo-Tampa Bay game 3-0.

by wbnybo March 28, 2010

tennessee squeaker

When the vagina is not wet but the male still shoves his penis in there any way and goes till it starts squeaking and then he busts all kinds of nuts deep inside and then rips his penis out with great force.

That girl is about to get a tennessee squeaker.

by 127373 May 24, 2016

Squeaker

A person, usually using a chat feature in an online game, who is young enough for their voice not to have deepened. This makes it high-pitched and unbearable to listen to. Squeakers usually use long streams of invective to make their point clear.

(Squeaker gets killed, trolled, and otherwise annoyed) Squeaker: What the fuck you fucking asshole you're cheating you're using a fucking hack I'm going to fucking report you you fucking piece of shit.

(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.

by CalvinandHobbes October 4, 2013

Mahogany Squealer

A fart in which the pitch starts off low and becomes very high by the end of the fart.

The Mahogany Squealer brought the entire room's attention to the little boy, who's ass seemingly ripped a squealer even the gods envied.

by Stahl June 28, 2006

Squadless

When you’re in a squad but can’t hang out with the squad because you smoke and thus don’t have enough money for squad activities. Smoking = less cash to spend on fun times with your friends = #SQUADLESS

I'm stuck with Pee Paw who smells like a foot while my squad's at the movie and they're seeing something good. If I didn't smoke, I'd have the cash to go too. I miss them so much -- I'm #squadless.

by savethesquad August 29, 2016

squealer

one who squeals, one who disrupts/disturbs other people's lives,one who spends time simultaneously making people hate them.

see nerc.

by ... February 22, 2003

Squeakend

A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.

What humpday? It's the squeakend!

by bubbleandsqueak November 1, 2010