shtanding

Shitting while standing.

When Jimmy walked into the public restroom, he saw Jerry shtanding in the corner because the stalls were occupied.

by Truthsquad1 December 5, 2014

Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Talkin and squawking

When your man is in it and he’s whispering in your ear sweet nothings. He tells you things he most likely wouldn’t say otherwise.

Girl tells her bestie: girl he said he loved me. “He ain’t talking about nothin, Just talkin and squawking

by Peach pleasure March 22, 2019

Squadding

To get up to some mean hood rat shit with one's squad

"Hey babe, whatcha up to?" "Oh, squadding with the squad, as usual"

by munschkin April 4, 2015

sanding wood

The act of male masturbation.

Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!

Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"

by Vince T October 14, 2012

Ranch Squatting

when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls vagina or a mans anus and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.

duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? HELL YEAH man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :D

by Eva. gEt cRuNk. February 15, 2009

Dick sounding

Inserting a long cylinder shaped shaft or finger in the tip of the penis for pleasure

Look up some dick sounding babe

by Lilweezer January 26, 2017